Vel
Those who speak sarcasm with efficiency, somewhat prude and manipulative whilst putting up extreme kind, responsible and gallant attitudes in front of adults.

They tend to be bipolar with a serious case of social constipation. You would be lucky to talk to Vel people because they only come into contact with individuals they have deemed intelligent or entertaining enough to waste their precious time and witty conversations on.

Strangely enough, Vel individuals are considered highly charismatic and smooth. Other people are either lured in by their pretentious perfection or they simply fall hopelessly attracted with the twisted sense of humor and suave behavior.
"You're such a Vel, you prick."
"And you just love it."
by DatSwag April 04, 2011

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Vel
A person with great compassion and sympathy. He forgives even those who hate and sin. He is usually handsome and appealing to the senses
Vel is cool about everything
by FoRealllz November 22, 2010

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Vel
One who makes promises of highly entertaining games, but never follows through and creates the game. Or, one who just annoys the masses and is hated by all.
He's a definate Vel.
by Vel hater February 23, 2004

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