A person who dosen't consume animal products. They are unamerican, probably communist, and in the case of the male vegan most likely a homosexual.
That vegan guy goes to the gay bath house too much.
by Joe1961 April 12, 2005
Typically identifiable by their pale, pasty skin, puny limbs and general appearance of malnourishment.

These are symptoms of their unbalanced diet; vegans do not eat any animal product despite it being well-known that the human is an omnivorous species.

Vegans would be tolerable were it not for their dogged insistence on forcing their misguided beliefs upon the rest of the human race. The breed can often be found protesting against various parts of the meat, fast-food and dairy industries. Although they don't seem to concerned about animals consuming other animals...

With luck, natural selection will play its part and veganism will disappear within a century or two.
I fancy a burger but there's a bunch of f***ing VEGANS protesting outside Mc Donald's. Someone hand me my rifle...
by ILMOSTRO February 21, 2005
Known to many as a modern day Nazi, the VEGAN is someone who refuses to eat meat, eggs, dairy products, or any other food that is made from that of animal products. People who are mostly vegans include soccer moms, girls with eating disorders, preps/preppies, members of the imfamous terrorist organization known as PETA, people who are obsessed with perserving the enviorment, and morons with more morals than brains. Vegans suffer from lack of protein, which causes diseases such as anemia, an unhealthy look, and a snobbish attitute to those who do not share the vegan's point of views.
Because she was a vegan, Madison became known to her classmates as "skeletor girl" because she looked like a skeleton, due to her lack of protein. Madison also was obsessed with animal rights and had begun insulting people at her school who wore leather and ate meat. Needless to say, she was her school's most hated student.
by smart_girl July 16, 2003
a person ethically and philosophically superior to non vegans that never consumes products derived from or tested on animals
vagan: what did you have for lunch to day chubby?
non vegan slob: oh just a double cheese burger and fries dripping with animal fat
vegan: why dont you just load up all that fat in a syringe and inject it directly to your heart you fuckin tub of lard!
by xsLaSh3Rx September 09, 2005
One who has no grasp on the ecological concept of the food chain;

A person who doen't understand that if humans were not the dominant species on the planet, animals would be eating us;

Someone who has no respect for the eating traditions and culture of others
When I saw those Vegans protesting at the World Cup in Korea, apparently because they eat dog meat in that country, it made me want to kick every Vegan in the teeth. By locking themselves in cages, they not only looked ridiculous, but they also happen to be oblivious to the fact that Koreans have been eating dog meat for over 2,000 years.

Comment submitted with request to Delete: "Humans believing they are the dominant species on the planet is just plain arrogance. "Kevin" apparently doesn't realize that every animal raised for consumption doesn't die willingly, each and every one of them are murdered in cruel & extremely painful ways. He should also know that humans have a fruit & grass eaters characteristic body type and weren't designed to handle meat very well, ex: meat-related cancer humans develop & the negative effects of cholesterol on the human body.
"One who has no grasp on the ecological concept of a food chain..." The whole ecological concept must have something to do with this world's hunger problem: "80-90% of all grain grown in America is used to feed meat animals. A Harvard nutritionist, Jean Mayer, estimates that reducing meat production by just 10% would release enough grain to feed 60 million people." (What's Wrong With Eating Meat? V. Parham, PCAP Publications Cornona, NY) Vegans are caring individuals who have made countless sacrifices to help end the pain, exploitation, & murdering of animals on this planet, and have to "face the facts" to fully understand how humans and animals naturally exist together & the negative effects on humans & the planet when they don't. This "definition" is extremely offensive, hateful, & drastically inaccurate, & I request a deletion as soon as possible. Thank you."
by Kevin June 10, 2003
A vegan is a pot smoking liberal, living in a drug induced fantacy world where eating meat is wrong. To hell with the fact that meat has been eaten since the dawn of time by carnivores of all types. These people are dangerous, and must committed to a mental institution before they ruin the country.
Look, that lion just ate that vegan...how ironic is that?
by everynameitryistaken April 26, 2006
If everyone was a vegan, humans wouldn't be here today. Meat is healthy for you, we're part of the food chain too, get over it.
Some morons these days...
by okkk June 15, 2003

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