Someone who nibbles on vegitation for sustinance, relies on diet replacement pills and beans to make up for their protein and vitamin deficencies. also does not indulge in any form of lifestyle that has any effect on any living thing other than their own, and will crucify themselves to save bunnies but will cut in line to have an abortion.
"I am not a vegan. I will now eat some dead cow and LIKE it."
by porcelina February 20, 2006
PRACTICING Human Herbivore

ALL humans are herbivore by NATURE's design. Meat eating began in limited circumstances and was not a part of the 'hunter' tradition but rather was introduced by ancient temple priests to traumatize and condition children into becoming violence-enabled soldiers and police for the court.

This type of conditioning is called 'trauma-based conditioning'. The very ancient and horrific circumstances that introduced meat-eating in ancient temple cultures around the world have been intentionally obscured by today's miltiaristic societies, including the secret police run states of Europe and the US.

Biological proof of these facts are easy to find including the one that NO creature EVER violates its natural biological niche behaviors unless forced to do so.

From "The Comparative Anatomy of Eating", by Milton R. Mills, MD

Facial Muscles
CARNIVORE: Reduced to allow wide mouth gape
HERBIVORE: Well-developed
OMNIVORE: Reduced
HUMAN: Well-developed

Jaw Type
CARNIVORE: Angle not expanded
HERBIVORE: Expanded angle
OMNIVORE: Angle not expanded
HUMAN: Expanded angle

Jaw Joint Location
CARNIVORE: On same plane as molar teeth
HERBIVORE: Above the plane of the molars
OMNIVORE: On same plane as molar teeth
HUMAN: Above the plane of the molars

Jaw Motion
CARNIVORE: Shearing; minimal side-to-side motion
HERBIVORE: No shear; good side-to-side, front-to-back
OMNIVORE: Shearing; minimal side-to-side
HUMAN: No shear; good side-to-side, front-to-back

Major Jaw Muscles
CARNIVORE: Temporalis
HERBIVORE: Masseter and pterygoids
OMNIVORE: Temporalis
HUMAN: Masseter and pterygoids

Mouth Opening vs. Head Size
CARNIVORE: Large
HERBIVORE: Small
OMNIVORE: Large
HUMAN: Small

Teeth: Incisors
CARNIVORE: Short and pointed
HERBIVORE: Broad, flattened and spade shaped
OMNIVORE: Short and pointed
HUMAN: Broad, flattened and spade shaped

Teeth: Canines
CARNIVORE: Long, sharp and curved
HERBIVORE: Dull and short or long (for defense), or none
OMNIVORE: Long, sharp and curved
HUMAN: Short and blunted

Teeth: Molars
CARNIVORE: Sharp, jagged and blade shaped
HERBIVORE: Flattened with cusps vs complex surface
OMNIVORE: Sharp blades and/or flattened
HUMAN: Flattened with nodular cusps

Chewing
CARNIVORE: None; swallows food whole
HERBIVORE: Extensive chewing necessary
OMNIVORE: Swallows food whole and/or simple crushing
HUMAN: Extensive chewing necessary
Saliva
CARNIVORE: No digestive enzymes
HERBIVORE: Carbohydrate digesting enzymes
OMNIVORE: No digestive enzymes
HUMAN: Carbohydrate digesting enzymes

Stomach Type
CARNIVORE: Simple
HERBIVORE: Simple or multiple chambers
OMNIVORE: Simple
HUMAN: Simple

Stomach Acidity
CARNIVORE: Less than or equal to pH 1 with food in stomach
HERBIVORE: pH 4 to 5 with food in stomach
OMNIVORE: Less than or equal to pH 1 with food in stomach
HUMAN: pH 4 to 5 with food in stomach

Stomach Capacity
CARNIVORE: 60% to 70% of total volume of digestive tract
HERBIVORE: Less than 30% of total volume of digestive tract
OMNIVORE: 60% to 70% of total volume of digestive tract
HUMAN: 21% to 27% of total volume of digestive tract

Length of Small Intestine
CARNIVORE: 3 to 6 times body length
HERBIVORE: 10 to more than 12 times body length
OMNIVORE: 4 to 6 times body length
HUMAN: 10 to 11 times body length

Colon
CARNIVORE: Simple, short and smooth
HERBIVORE: Long, complex; may be sacculated
OMNIVORE: Simple, short and smooth
HUMAN: Long, sacculated

Liver
CARNIVORE: Can detoxify vitamin A
HERBIVORE: Cannot detoxify vitamin A
OMNIVORE: Can detoxify vitamin A
HUMAN: Cannot detoxify vitamin A

Kidney
CARNIVORE: Extremely concentrated urine
HERBIVORE: Moderately concentrated urine
OMNIVORE: Extremely concentrated urine
HUMAN: Moderately concentrated urine

Nails
CARNIVORE: Sharp claws
HERBIVORE: Flattened nails or blunt hooves
OMNIVORE: Sharp claws
HUMAN: Flattened nails
Vegan is a stupid cultural term. Dietary behaviors must respect natural requirements. Humans are herbivores naturally and only culturally scripted to commit murder of animals. This is not a 'cultural' or 'lifestyle' issue.

We don't need more 'vegans' we need more people to stop sucking on the corporate disinformation machine and awaken to their own design imperatives as scripted by nature. And then to live accordingly as human herbivores.

This is an ecological issue and it is at the crux of every stupidty underlying and driving our arrogant, elitist, ignorant and war-mongoring society.

If you are not living as a human herbivore, you are an ecological moron.
by ecoman November 20, 2007
A strange being, composed entirely of vegetables and foliage, their diets consist of much the same.
It thinks itself of a somewhat superior creature but in reality it is no more than a cabbage in desperation to consume meat.
See also Pendle
Vegan: Im a vegan and im so cool!
Human: <_< No...you're just a brainless weirdo
by Ray18 May 10, 2006
Someone who doesn't eat anything that came from an animal. But then again, if that were their motto, they wouldn't be "allowed" to eat vegatables or fruits or pretty much anything else, either. Because those foods are grown in manuer, which, not to gross people out, is animal crap. And, FYI, animal crap comes from animals too. So vegans pretty much don't eat anything. Except water. Which isn't a food.
Ashley: Woah, Mary Kate, your so thin, what have you been eating?
Mary Kate: Just water. Hilary Duff is on the same thing. Isn't my new 'vegan diet' just FAB?!
Ashley: Um, sure.. but I asked what you were eating.
Mary Kate: Water...
by Oh em gee is that Rachel? again? January 03, 2006
One who, due to a total lack of knowledge eats only plants.
Those who choose to ignore the fact that Humans are Omnivorous, have teeth specialized for ripping meat, are likely candidates for Veganhood. It also helps if you are a total pussy.
Most of the time a hypocrite that thinks they are better than everyone else because of the fact that they are vegan.
I don't eat meat or any animal product, but I'll wear clothes from the gap because I don't care about human rights at all. really I am just being a vegan for the whole scene it represents, not really because I care about animals.
by John Doe April 20, 2005
A human being who does not believe in the destruction of other animals because we humans can survive off of plants unlike many animals especially aquatic animals who can not survive off of plants.Most people have an unrealistic perception of us vegans.
Vegans are more earthly than over 70% of the human population.
by black_widow_spyder June 18, 2004
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