An individual who doesn't consume animal products. Sometimes their motives are pure, but for the most part they live this lifestyle to try to be morally superior to others. They can try, anyway.
The Vegans are coming! The vegans are coming! Here's one with a leather coat and shoes...
by tradesman May 13, 2003
A person who is against the use of electronics and animal tortuer. They torment others with the fact that they don't eat meat or use electronics. They think there better than everyone and that their ways will take over the world one day.
Person 1- Let's go eat at the Burger Shack
Vegan- I hate you! I can't believe you would eat tortuered animals!
Person 1- Ok?
by ewesome22 June 06, 2011
Derogatory term for something uncool.
Buddy: Dude, that was so gay when she dumped her soda on you!!

Guy: Uhhh... that's... uhhm... not really cool to say anymore.

Buddy: Yeah, I gotcha. What I meant was... that was so vegan when she dumped her soda on you!!

Guy: For sure!
by Scodam Guttaway October 15, 2010
one who does not eat meat; does not suck dick or straight.
Keep it vegan
by PRod3002 April 23, 2011
A word that seems like it should rhyme with pagan, even though it does not. For instance, you never hear of a vee-ge-ta-ri-an or a vee-ge-ta-ble, yet it's vee-gan.
My friend Megan is a vegan pagan, flashin' mo' bling than Menachem Begin.
by MC 900 Foot Oral Roberts August 07, 2006
Someone who eats neither meat nor dairy. Usually accompanied by extreme liberalism, environmental activism, bisexual tendencies, and tolerance to the point of being unable to tolerate any belief or opinion that isn't left-wing kook-fringe nonsense.
She was a vegan, so he didn't bother asking her out on a date. He merely gave her a tofu sausage and walked away to the sounds of her moaning in what normal people could only vaguely assume was sexual pleasure.
by Noble Webster February 05, 2010
A euphemism for a person who has no connection to reality due to the luxuries that 21st century first-world living has afforded him/her. Such a person is so detached from the order of the world that they seem to forget a lion would eat them without giving two shits about it. A common delusion of a vegan is that their obsession with abstaining from animal products is actually a form of compassion and love. My studies have shown this behavior to be no more than an ego boost to compensate for other areas in which they are inevitably exploiting and pillaging the earth's resources just like everyone else. Ultimately "veganism" is a psychological complex that confuses an egoistic idea with the natural order of the world.
(Two L.A. vegans at brunch)

Cindy: Oh my god, Doug, I feel so much better about myself for being a vegan!

Doug: That's the whole point, right?

by RibEyeSteak March 03, 2009
Person who abstains from the pleasures of meat. Many vegans claim their diet makes them live longer; in reality it just seems longer
person 1. Who's that old, pale, sad dude that looks like he hates the world?

person 2: That's my son. He is a vegan.

by BBQ King December 03, 2008

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