An extremly awful-tasting knock-off of the popular drink Mountain Dew. Made by Coke (see evil), Vault is what vampires drink when they can't find any human blood. Vault is commonly confused with toxic waste, and can be found in septic tanks nationwide.
You: Dude, that's not Dew!
"Friend": Oh yeah, it's this new stuff callled Vault that's supposed to taste better. Plus, it's cheaper!
You: I don't know, dude...
"Friend": Trust me, it'll be fine.
"Friend": Sluurpp... (has a heart attack and a stroke at the same time and dies)
You: That'll show him! DO THE DEW!!!
Vault is the new "hybrid" citrus beverage from The Coca-Cola Company. It's called a "hybrid" because it combines the easy drinkability of a soda with the "kick" of an energy drink.
Vault energy soda, is very closely tied to "Surge."
Surge came out around 1996 under the name of "Urge", and had a huge introduction. As time went on, however, the production and sales of Surge greatly decreased. In early 2000, hardly anyone even bothered to stock shelves with Surge. Around 2002 marked the end of the major production of Surge, and it fell hard from where it used to be. Although sales of Surge were discontinued, a great amount of consumers felt that it shouldn't have been. A great majority of this community went to great lengths to bring Surge back. A large petition site, SaveSurge.org, is a large community dedicated to bringing it back to shelves. This organization was started in 2002 and have been widely credited for the release of Vault. Surge is only purchasable now in Norway, and high-dollar auctions hosted on eBay.
Around 2005 Vault hit the market in select areas of the United States. In 2006, Vault soda was nationally released, and has since flourished in advertising and sales. Many consider Vault to be the new Surge, and others believe it's on the 90% region in likeness with its original. Fan sites such as VaultKicks.org can tell you more about it.
Vault advertising slogans:
"Drinks like a Soda, Kicks like an Energy Drink."
"The Taste. The Quench. The Kick."
"Get to It."
Hybrid energy citrus soda created by the Coca-Cola company. Released nationwide in 2006. The refreshing taste resembles that of "Surge", a failed beverage by Coca-Cola about 5 years ago.
Person 1 - "Yo this Surge is off the hook! Why do they call it Vault?"
Person 2 - "It's not Surge, it's a Hybrid energy soda. A trailblazer of sorts in the soda industry."
An energy drink made by Coca Cola. Has colors reminescent of some earlier failed soft drinks. Vault has extra caffiene to give the drinker an extra shot of energy.
I am so fucking tired. I need a Vault.
n. The place you put other people's secrets.
I'll tell you, but you've got to put it in the vault.
That's vaultular information, by the way. Mum's the word!
The place in the brain where all data and information is stored.
Sookie asked Pam how she knew her name and Pam explained, while pointing to her head, that she had stored that information in her vault.
Its like saying safe, but only safer.
Tyrone: Man, dis chicken dip is safe.
Humphrey: Nah blud, ketchup is safe, this is vault.
Mountain Dew on crack.
*after drinking vault* HOLY SHIT MAN!!!!! IM... IM... IM... FUCK THAT. RED BULL MIGHT GIVE YOU WINGS BUT CAN IT TAKE ON CHUCK NORRIS?