-The greatest man ever to set foot on the earth.
-Known by many to be the core inspiration for the new school of thought, Budadoism.
-Played professional football for the Indianapolis Colts and the San Francisco 49ers.
-Controversial 7th grade science teacher, however, considered by the founders of Budadoism to be an extraordinary teacher (and gentleman).
Even Jesus shines Vaughn Williams' shoes.
Is the source of all that is good. Is so interesting, he can play poker with the Most Interesting Man in the World. He is able to shave by giving his amazing beard THE STARE. Was able to beat beat Bruce Lee in a board breaking contest, but was humble enough to untie his hands before doing it.
Jesus shines Vaughn Williams's right shoe while Chuck Noris shines his left.