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1. A Dwarf so manly, his chest hair can make you pregnant.

2. The manliest man to ever man. The only person manlier than Varric is Aveline.
Varric opened his jacket and showed me his chest hair. I am due in 9 months.
by KatieTheCarhop November 10, 2011

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