Me: Um, what's that?
Attractive Woman: Oh it's nothing really, it's just when your face looks edzachary like your butt.
Attractive Woman: Have a nice day loser!
Me: LISTEN YOU VAPID CUNT, IF I COULD HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF YOUR THUNDER THIGHS, MAYBE I WOULD'VE BEEN ABLE TO ANSWER YOUR QUESTION MORE APPROPRIATELY.
**In the future one may want to know all the possible meanings of a term before referring to others as morons. :D
asshole #2: shut the fuck up moron, learn to use a dictionary.