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One hot ass bitch that sets trends that you all follow. She gives a hot mess a new meaning. Thasss right.
oh damn that girl is a Vanessa" or "Did you see that girl? She was acting like a Vanessa
by Mythbitch July 27, 2011
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The hottest chick on EARTH, damnn you know that ANYONE named Vanessa is the hottest chick you will ever see. Anyone named Vanessa is hottest than the damn sun itself.
BOY1: yeah I'm hanging out with vanessa today.
BOY2: V-v-v-v-anessa..is her name?
BOY1: yeah dude why?
BOY2: SHES SOOO HOTT ISNT SHE?!?!
BOY1: NO SHIT BRO, NO SHIT..EVERY CHICK NAMED VANESSA IS HOTT.
by Vanessaaa February 09, 2008
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Vanessa is the most entertaining person you will ever meet. She's loud and creative. Vanessa is also an insanly good athlete. She understands what hard work is. Vanessa knows how to make a room a silent strangers become abnoxious friends. She is innocent but not afraid to be wild. Vanessa is gorgeous with her facial features and her body. Vanessa understands what it means to live, she does not waste time. Vanessa is honestly the most beautiful person inside and out. She has a heart of gold. All Vanessa wants to do is give to this world. She is a butterfly. She soars as an athlete and as a beautiful creature. Vanessa accepts others, she won't let you down. Vanessa has a beautiful soul and will go very far in her lifetime.
did you see that beautiful young lady run to save a life?

yes, that's vanessa.
by happinessiskey June 27, 2011
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An amazing friend that will always stick around. She's quite random and humorous. She's also a little bit on the nerdy side, but that's one of the best things about her.
Vanessa: You're not laughing! What's wrong?
OR
Vanessa: What's that on your shirt? Haha, tricked you!
by BigMac<3 April 29, 2011
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As stated in other definitions of vanessa she is always known as being cute, and is the basic definition of perfection. she is the most beautiful girl in the world, and is perfect in every single way. people associated with the name vanessa are usually attracted to large wooden clocks.
vanessa is beautful and perfect
by samthesnowflake December 26, 2007
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means

Cute, beautiful, Visionary, Amazing, Neat, Amusing
vanessa your the only vanessa in my world
by remlik23 May 25, 2009
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The best girl in the world. She loves eating, chilling with friends, and her family. She is the best friend you could ever ask for. Shes sexy, amazing, and nice. She is hotter than the damn sun. Every guy is chasing after her but only one guy will get her. Shes a fighter so dont mess with her. If shes ur girlfriend then you're lucky because she is the best girlfriend you could ever ask for.
Girl 1: Hey what are you doing tonight?

Girl 2: I'm hanging out with Vanessa.

Girl 1: OMG She's soo nice, I love her
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