2) (aka "the hoffa effect") being smarter than your persecutors/prosecutors and summarily punished for something insignificant to the more egregious offenses for lack of evidence.
3) those who think that "seminary" is the study of "semen".
4) willful ocean poops.
2) (aka "the Hoffa") Being disciplined for something ridiculously small in comparison to larger, more egregious offenses.
3) farting like it just doesn't smell.