VH fan 2: Mine favorites are When It's Love and Dreams.
VH fan 1: That's cool. I'm more of a Roth guy, so mine are Panama and Mean Street.
VH fan 2: They're good songs.
Chip, the retarded Vh fan: Hey guys.
VH fan 2: Hey Chip
Chip: My favorite song is Fire in the Hole with Gary Cherone.
VH fan 1: Shut up Chip.
Person 2: Its Van Halen dude!
EVERYTHING WITH ROTH ON IT FUCKING ROCKS!
EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS AND DISCOVER THIS KILLER FUCKING BAND.
Sammy Hagar is a cheesy dick.He can't sing for fuck compared to Diamond Dave.