"Mines Right Now"
"are you serious, you like that pussy Sammy Haggar?"
"uhh wasnt he the only singer?"
"No you fucktard, David Lee Roth was in it before that pussy was, go listen to old VH albums like VH, VH2, Women and Children First, Diver Down, 1984 and you will see why Haggar is a pussy and why all the other vh albums suck!"
*comes back later*
"Hey dude. i fucking creamed my jeans when i heard Eruption and Runnin with the devil"
"see i told you, but that was too much information"
Person 2: Its Van Halen dude!
EVERYTHING WITH ROTH ON IT FUCKING ROCKS!
EXPAND YOUR HORIZONS AND DISCOVER THIS KILLER FUCKING BAND.
Sammy Hagar is a cheesy dick.He can't sing for fuck compared to Diamond Dave.