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1.
A type of sex that involves very violent movements and intense, chaotic actions. Key indicators that vampire sex has taken place would be bruises on the girl, bite marks on nearby pillows, the headboard, or possibly even the mattress.
Diane saw the pillow torn in several places and her roommate's arms bruised badly. She assumed Gary was over last night and had wicked Vampire Sex.
by Seagulls are slightly better June 12, 2009
 
2.
the act of eating a girl out while she is on her period
i was getting eaten out while on my period and he felt like a vampire. vampire sex
by krystalxbabi November 20, 2010
 
3.
Vampire Sex: When a vampire loves a woman... he first tries missionary... unable to secrete any bodily fluids, being undead and all. He tries to perform oral sex... Frustrated by lack of sexual gratification, the vampire bites the shit out of the woman until she represents ground sausage. Then the vampire is satisfied.
Vampire Sex: When a vampire loves a woman... he first tries missionary... unable to secrete any bodily fluids, being undead and all. He tries to perform oral sex... Frustrated by lack of sexual gratification, the vampire bites the shit out of the woman until she represents ground sausage. Then the vampire is satisfied.
by psychedeillusions June 30, 2010
 
4.
When a boy vampire and a girl vampire have sex when the girl is on her period.
Vampires have vampire sex. Mmmm, the blood!
by haxx0rfish March 28, 2007