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1.
Thick, Splendid, Very pleasing to the eye, perfectly sculpted.
"Your sister has a valumptuous rear-end."
"Look at those valumptuous lips!"
by MindFreak947 January 21, 2013
 
2.
Valerie like; knowing all things while not looking like one is really knowing all things. Above it all while keeping the ability to maintain all others insecurities by not being above it all. wonderous.
a woman is driving in her car, smoking a bowl, talking on her cell phone, while managing to keep order with all passengers in car, especially incoherent one in front seat with foot in glove compartment. Everything is always okay with a valumptuous person.
by Kristybaby August 20, 2007