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-Vahgina Hertz (Like on Family Guy)
-One of the BEST people you'll EVER meet. -Always funny. -Always has the BEST supply of alcohol and knows how to make drinks RIGHT! -AWESOME dancer. -Everyone wants to be her friend. -She'll always have ADORABLE children. -She knows military time. (Roger that. Copy. Over and out) -She knows her address when written down. -Sings with a voice of Fergie and Jesus. -If you go through life without knowing her, your life was pointless. Old Man 1: "Damn I wish I would've known a Valleen before I die. My life seems so incomplete."
Old Man 2: "You have no idea what you missed out on!" Girl 1: "Did you hear that woman sing?" Girl 2: "Ya, that's a Valleen. They have amazing voices. |
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