A way to call the most amazing girl in the world.
Her being around and talking to you will just light up your whole day.

She's the reason to get up in the morning and the reason to never want to go back to sleep.
She will haunt your mind 24/7 and you will love every second of it.

When she laughs and tells a story, you can't help but feel butterflies in your stomache.
When she tells you she loves you, you feel completed and your heart just melts in joy.

She's the girl to have and cherish and to never ever lose sight of in your life.

She's part of the now. The tomorrow. And undoubtedly the far away future.

She's lovely. She's Valerie. And she's all mine.
My Va-Le-Rie.
by ThomasTrainEngine November 29, 2011
Valerie is a jaw-dropping sexy girl, with an awesome ass and extraordinary body. Guys usually get hard just by looking at her. The worst about her is her French origin, which makes her totally arrogant. She also loves horseback riding. Even though she only started it because of the wild orgies with her coach Torsten Fuck! She also models for a porn magazine, where she poses naked in all kind of positions on horses. You will meet her anywhere, as long as there is alcohol because she is a huge alcoholic. She looks and acts like a huge slut, but in reality she’s still a virgin. She’s also in an open relationship with a girl, which suggests that she might be a lesbian. She knows close to everybody, especially all the stoners in town, also everyone knows her because of her image. She’s also a really good friend, but she doesn’t like to let new people get close to her.
A: Damn, she looks like a huge slut!
B: Naw, she's still a virgin, such a Valerie.

A: Look at that girl with the bottle of vodka, she's been drinking all night!
B: Yeah, that's Valerie!
by DavSebas October 05, 2011
Valerie is a very intelligent women, she's a really short person, not the most nicest person but she's a really good friend, keep it real with her & she will keep it real with you, she doesn't tolerate bullshit, she's a soccer girl, loves dogs and she's a very beautiful women even though she doesn't think so.
by soccerfreak321 January 01, 2014
noun
1) A person who most scientific studies, has been proven to be short, and extremely adorable.
2) A person who loves cookies
3) A person who is extremely playful, fun, and lovable.

adjective
1) When someone is showing characteristics best attributed to the noun "Valerie"

synonym
1) RTB
noun
"Look at Valerie, all she does is eat cookies and smile a lot, but she sure is cute isn't she"

adjective
"No man that kid isn't a being Valerie, there is nobody like a besides her, because shes great"

synonym
"Dude look at that little RTB; Yeah I know what you mean man."
by rpd048 October 08, 2011
An angry little elf, who hides out in the attic, coming out once a year to feed on the hopes of men
guy 1. Dude your house is haunted

guy 2. Oh thats just the Valerie in the attic.
by sirawesometheone July 01, 2011
An alright looking woman who is most likely a lesbian.
Guy 1: dude, valerie smith is such a hottie!
Guy 2: dont even try. Everyone knows all valeries are lesbians.

Guy 1: DAMN!!!!!!!
by amcfweq December 26, 2010
A small asian that thinks she is way too funny, but 99.9% of the time she is just a dorkass.
why are you being such a valreie, valerie
by coreywaslegend October 23, 2008

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