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The acting of hitting on ugly/wretched people for the sake of getting a date and avoid being alone on February 14.
Friend 1: Why is Drew hitting on that midget?
Friend 2: He has Valentine's day standards, he would hit on just about anything that could move at this point.
by TitanFan February 14, 2011
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