Singles reside at home, or brave the outside and cast sneers of contempt toward every gift shop and flower stall selling the aforementioned sappy crap.
Also the one day of the year which holds the record for the most attempted suicides.
All in all, a pretty shite day indeed.
"I bought you all this chocolate"
"It'll make me get fat"
"Oh, well, never mind that, here. A rose. Happy Valentine's Day. Can we have sex now?"
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.
2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.
2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.