A day when if you are in a relationship you expect some overly priced gift, and you end up getting a dozen roses & some chocolates from your lover.
In elementary school, it's when you get a bunch of pieces of paper that people make way too big of a deal of because they don't want to have some ugly kid get one with an owl saying "hoot hoot, your a hoottie." or some gay saying like that. Your only in it for the candy.
Now if your single, this is the day when you go into the corner & cry. (that's me)
This happens to be my birthday. Oh lucky me. & I'm single & probably always will be.
Me: Oh it's my birthday!
Everyone else: oh yay I get candy today cuz it's Valentine's day!
Girl in a relationship: I need chocolate & roses today or I'm going to fucking kill him..
Boy in a relationship: Let's waste money on overpriced roses & chocolates.
2)a corporate conspiracy conceived by candy makers, rose growers, lingerie stores, and jewellers to get people to spend money on junk.
2. Some damn Hallmark holiday that was designed to make men, no matter what their situation (dating, married, single, playa, whatever) miserable.
2. Single men are depressed, dating men are stressed, and married men are teetering on the brink of suicide. Yup, its Valentine's Day.