1. n. place in Northern France where picking your own arse is about the highest form of entertainment you're likely to encounter.

2. used to define the characteristics of the shit end of nowhere
There's an abandoned roller rink and a park full of dog shit, nothing else.

Yer it's a real Valenciennes.
by wouldntyouliketoknowme April 11, 2011
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