8
She is so stupid. Is she a Val?
by Insane Nu Yawka July 18, 2005
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
9
The world consists of good and evil; ying and yang.
The world and life itself, is good.
To even out all this goodness, there has to be an equal evil.

Thus Val was created.

Some say the balance between good and evil is uneven,
citing that val is much to much compared to the good side.
x: Hey man! Today is such a goooood day!
y: Val.
x: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
by elchristobale May 16, 2006
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
10
Not only is Val a girl name but it can also be a guy name :D. He is reliable and can keep secrets fairly well. If your day was crappy he can make you smile by doing the stupidest things. Dont even try to ignore him... it wont work. Somehow he will get you talking ;D
Val-"How was your day?"
you-"HORRIBLE!...MY TEACHER GAVE ME AN F!"
Val(in some accent)-"What a punkhole"

you-(start laughing)
by alec col May 15, 2009
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
11
The abbreviated name for the store Val Surf.
Yo dawg, did you get that shirt from Val?
by abbreviator 123 September 12, 2010
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
12
Valium, trade name of diazepam - it's a tranquiliser, float through customs - ooooooo!
please doctor i am nervous about my exams, can i have some vals, 5s please, and lots of them
by Richard Parker October 03, 2003
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
13
Val short for Valium
Let a fella scab some Val
by Petey_Curbs December 08, 2014
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug
14
a person who is annoying and nerdy. Also a fatt person
"Dude u are such a fucking val"
by Gypsy Rover November 30, 2008
Mug icon

The Urban Dictionary Mug

One side has the word, one side has the definition. Microwave and dishwasher safe. Lotsa space for your liquids.

Buy the mug