Description of the crime:
Val'n it up is a general intent crime. This means that one may be guilty of Val'n it up just by acting with a general evil purpose. This evil purpose may be inferred from one's actions, such as when one speaks a slang word that none of their peers have heard of, or when one slurs many slang words into one long one.
Val'n it up is akin to a depraved heart murder and should be punished as such.
past tense = "val'd it up"