A person with no past, a ghost, self-centered, never thinks about anyone else, fruitless, hubris, fool, moron, crack head, looks in the mirror often, vanity, douchebag, loser, bad hygiene, out of touch with reality, has nothing to say.
That aging hippie douchebag who's been divorced twice, has no kids, no career, crack head, who dresses in black and lives on the outskirts of town broke as hell missing teeth is as vain as it gets.
by green22 February 07, 2009
What vain really is,a someone who cares alot about themselves, has a mirror in hand at any given time. Cares alot about looks, always in style, usually come from a well off family with loads of money to spend on stupid brand name clothing, gucci hats and $400 shoes...Can be a girl or boy. People usually hate them since they feel so comfortable about themselves and others are just jealous.They think that their the best in everything and that theres always an easy way out because their dad or mommmy has a lot of money so they can always run to them. Vain teens usually have it best of things,cash,cars,clothing and easier than others, having expensive things to brag about. In short words, full of it, conceited,best friend is the mirror..and drug store and mall.....worships money...
A young man in my class always has a mirror in handy. He has two lockers, one for acadamic the other for his extra clothes, whitestrips, and other nicknacs. This guy is NOT gay just too full of himself, he thinks the world really cares what he wears and if his teeth are white enough. He needs to live in a 3rd world country and see that people there don't spend $50 a month to but the new premium 18 month crap whitestrips....
by Annoyed at vain people May 08, 2005
Vanity or being vain is when you think highly of yourself especially ones appearance (being very proud of yourself to a point of arrogance)...self love...conceited...being confident is one thing...being vain is another!
My bf blowaves his hair,then straightens it then adds products,spends more time in the bathroom than me,then struts around thinking his god gift to woman!
"Luke is so vain"
"Luke is so vain"
by Beth_pwned_the_rock_show May 08, 2007
Something for which most people are too hypocritical to understand. It's also the reason beautiful people make more money and have more friends.
Your boss: Jeff, you've got a beautiful, trustworthy face and dress in vain, custom-made suits. I'm giving you a promotion and a raise!
by fuck_humanity November 07, 2013