Translation: I'm still single, and so are my friends, we are going to get shitfaced where lawyers our Dads age hang out in the hope of getting me a sugar daddy.
Vain Booking:"Had the best lunch with Princess and Pony at UberCafe and had a Goats Ball Salad with lychees and a glass of Snotts Hill Riesling."
Translation: I have no class and my boyfriend/husband can't stand to be seen with my vapid ass in public, so me and my Jimmy Choo wearing sistas make each other feel important every Friday for lunch.
Person B(types as a comment): Aww no, you are sooo thin and beautiful!!!
Person C(types as a comment): No, you're fatter than Santa Claus on the day after Christmas. Now stop vainbooking.