Mark is: "thinking that was a bad idea"
"Have you talked to Mark? He's vaguebooking again. I wonder if he's back with Mary..."
Tammy is: "in line at the grocery store"
"Good grief, Mary, give the fishing for sympathy a break and phone a friend instead of vaguebooking. Hmm, what's this? 'Hide all updates from Mary'? Much better, now I only get updates worth reading!"
Seriously, who? Is that a song? Penny should stop vaguebooking!
The Status author is so blinded by his over blown sense of self worth that he generally fails to realize that he looks like a complete Bitch and spineless fool.
Dave: I wonder who Mark is talking about. He's Vaguebooking again.
Fred: Possibly me, because I still Skateboard at 32.
Dave: Dude needs to grow some balls. He comes across like such a whiney little Bitch.
Guy's Update Replying to that - "When and where?"
Josh (to Meg): omg Penelope is just getting so obnoxious with her vaguebooking. I'm hiding her updates from now on!
Meg (to Penelope): Josh told me he's going to hide your updates from now on.
Penelope (to Meg): Thank goodness, he's been incessantly commenting on my wall ever since he friended me.