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2.
An individual who becomes temporarily dumb struck when presented with a vagina
Billy saw my vagina last night and beat it with a stick. He is such a vagtard.
by Skink 73 July 03, 2011
 
1.
A retarded Vagina.
Celsius is a vagtard.
by anto_capone September 29, 2010