(noun) used to describe a person who is half cunt and half asshole.
Normally used when in respectable company in lieu of the more common and more vulgar synonym "cunthole".
Andre: "Dont give me excuses, give me results!"
Ray: "Take a chill pill, you're acting like a vaginus"
The way Vagina SHOULD be spelled. Penis, Anus, Vaginus, see what i'm saying?
I lost my headphones in my vaginus
(n.) the vagina that is surgically constructed from a penis during sexual re-assignment surgery
Even after hours of tongue numbing cunnilingus, it never dawned on me that Faux Necia's was a vaginus not a vagina.
A shamu sized vagina. Loose. Large like a whale.
Boy: I totally didn't fuck ann yesterday.
Boy 2: why dude she hot?
Boy: she had a giant ass vaginu
n; a vagina, when referred to by a younger brother
10 year-old boy to his older sister: "Were you just scratching your VAGINUS?"
An anus and a vaginal hole ripped into one.
I fucked her holes so hard they ripped into a Vaginus
when you release from the front and the back.
usually happens in intercourse, OR taking a shit .
ummmm.... i just oozed vaginus