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A clown whom may live in ones vaginal repoduction system. Although there noses dont fit and shoes, they will ofen by instint try to get in anyway. Clowns only do this in the winter for hibernation. Before hibernation they eat midgets to feed themselves when sleeping. The vagina usually tears and ripped onto a bloodly bloody messy crude watery loose pleasent death. As a result the hostess gentials crust and rust off which results in death.
This young women (about 9 years in age) with great big chesticles had a vaginal clown try to enter the vagina but it was to tight.
by A Vaginal Clown September 15, 2010

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