If your boss is a woman, I highly recommend addressing and referring to her as a Vaginal American during important business meetings or other professional gatherings. I mean, you don't want to come across as ignorant do you?
Lady: "Umm...I don't appreciate you using the L-word, I prefer to be called a Vaginal American. Okay? Thanks."
Joe: "I'm going to ask that African American girl from class to go out with me this Friday."
Carl: "Dude, don't say that. Say 'black vaginal american'."
Joe: "Yeah...wait, what?"