The Vagicocolous is a genital monster that has teeth and likes to bite people and turn them into vagicocolous vampires. These creatures are close to extinction and for that reason people are trying to preserve them by pickling them and storing them in a jar. The vagicocolous' first victims were three teenagers named Nili, Natalie, and Ami. Their identities are hidden and can be identified through there secret code hand gestures. A Vagicocolous consists of pubic hairs and sharp teeth. If not taken care of a crust starts to form around the edges and it starts to dry out.
I was bitten by the Vagicocolous monster the other day.