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A hybrid of vagina and agenda.

Meaning either a woman's to do list OR a list of daily tasks for her partner to complete to ensure her happiness.
Husband: "Hey hun. What's on the vagenda today?"
Wife: "I'm going to the gym, then to meet the girls for brunch. You need to grab the kids from swimming at 2 and pick up coffee. I'll be home around 4."
by JohnnyyyyD November 20, 2010
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1. when a girl decides on scheduled sex

2. Writting down on a callander when and how you have had sex

3. planned use of a girl's vagina
Mom: Christi, we need to talk

Christi: What now???

Mom: I was cleaning your room, and I found this - is this a vagenda?

Christi: So what? And besides, its not even mine!!!

Mom: Oh, honey, I just wanted to know if you wanted to see mine to see how to organize yours better!!!
by theawsomepossumbunch April 29, 2009
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1. A plan or mission to get laid.

2. The steps one takes in order to get vagina.
1. It has been a bit since John got laid last so he decided he needed a vagenda.

2. Person 1: "Why has John been on his phone all night?"

Person 2: "He's been texting his ex...he's got a vagenda."
by mfucci September 12, 2012
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"Female's agenda", usually in reference to a group of women as their 'group female agenda'... but is equally acceptable as a reference to a single female's agenda
Larry wasn't clear on Lucy's vagenda, but he knew that it didn't include his best interests.
by orionway December 27, 2010
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Female agenda, implying control over men via attempts through feminization of masculine traits or sexual cunning.
I can tell she has a vagenda to steal my money and take over my company, but damn it, the sex is so good.
by Curtis X Meyer December 04, 2010
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The monthly plot by the biological female mating strategy and natural human reproductive cycle against the modern social feminine agenda and birth control. As the stakes get higher, things get more violent, leading to bloodshed. The vagenda punishes the female for not getting pregnant, pummeling her into hopeful submission. But when the blood has cleared, the modern social feminine agenda, the anti-vagenda, will strike back with an atomic salvo of birth control. Thus the war and intrigue continue.
Sally: My vagina has a vagenda! It's murdering me right now!! And the only comfortable positions to lay in are practice for future reproduction. I hate this vagenda!
by legendsword2 February 11, 2015
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The ultimate list of girls that a guy wants to bang.
"oh ya, that girl over is #1 on my vagenda"
"that girl is definitely not on my vagenda"
by Jones Hayden April 20, 2012
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