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vagenda: (origin, Fringe, Walterism) from - vagina agenda
(n.) the act of fooling a man into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, by using your vagina, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
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Using your feminine wiles to accomplish evil ends.
“It’s all because of that temptress. She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell right into her vagenda!”
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A series of tasks a woman carries out with her vagina in order to ensure the success of her plans. Also used by the fabulous Walter Bishop in FRINGE when he and his son discovered his son was sleeping with the alternate universe version of his love.
"It's all because of that temptress! She tricked my son with her carnal manipulations and he fell RIGHT into her vagenda." - Walter Bishop from FRINGE
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The organ women possess to forward their own agenda
Stay away from her son, she has a vagenda!
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The act of fooling a man by using your vagina into thinking you're his girlfriend, while his real girlfriend is trapped in another universe, so you can steal valuable information and ancient pieces of technology.
Walter: She tricked my son with her carnal manipullations and he fell right right into her vagenda!
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The true thoughts and plans of the female sex. Used specifically in regard to plotting and scheming, or making plans of one sort or another.
I'm not sure what angle Mollie is working, but I bet it's part of some extremist female vagenda.
by dvinad August 28, 2009
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When a girl uses her obvious beauty to get her way or to score cash from an unsuspecting victim.
That girl has a serious vagenda.
by TravistyOJ July 21, 2003
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