Person with unexplained love for german car makers VW, Audi. Usually hipster with latest pitchfork's best new music playing on car stereo. Car drastically lowered and with expensive oldschool rims. Usually slow but shiny car. Uses it's transportation to allure female hipsters to enjoy their genitalia. Prefers pre 1990 VAG "hot hatches". Usually has no friends, hates faster cars i.e. USDM, JDM.
A: I'll dump that shit yo, german engineering, those AA tights on dat hip ass maen!!
B: d00d you are such vagfag