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When real desperate people stick their appendages in the vacuum cleaner in an attempt to increase their length, however this exercise ends tragically.
"Dude, minidick tried giving himself a vacuum job, it was nasty."
"Dude, he had nothing to lose."
by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003
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When a women uses a vibrator on herself while giving a blowjob, creating a suction and buzzing sound from the vibrator
Last night we both came so hard from her amazing vacuum job
by bzzzzslurp November 15, 2010
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1) The art of sucking the anal opening of another person and swallowing whatever may have be swept into your mouth.
2) To use a vacuum-cleaner on low power as a tool for masturbation. Don't try it on full power, or suffer the horribly painful concequences.
1) My bitch gave me a vacuum-job. Now I'm buyin' her 6 packs of tic-tacs a day. She's bleedin' me dry.
2) I had switched on the vacuum and started doin' a vacuum-job. Shit, now I've lost my dick.
by Bastardized Bottomburp March 23, 2003
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When a certain individual or brendan watts puts his penis in a vacuum and then gets is nut sucked up in it. very painful
sorry guys i couldn't make it to the hallowe'en party i was too sore from a vacuum job
by roger rainford August 20, 2009
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