| 2. | Vacasturbation | ||
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Spending intermittent hours/weeks/months on-line at work and at home to figure out where the next awesome place to escape to is, to get away from all this fucking bullshit. The only thing I can afford right now is a vacasturbation.
If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck playing with my kids. If it weren't for a vacasturbation, I'd be stuck talking to my partner/spouse/husband/wife/kids/friend/family-relation/other. We'll start the meeting as soon as I'm done with my vacasturbation. And don't repeat that. |
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| 1. | Vacasturbation | ||
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A vacation in which all you do is masturbate. Joe:"Hey where's Frank I havn't seen him in the Office?"
Scott: "Hes on his Vacasturbation , won't be back for 2 weeks." Joe: "Woah I hope he brought enough lube!" Scott: "Three boxes worth actually." |
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