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Vegan Penis Juice The most fresh and manly tasting, most energizing and fortifying substance known to womankind. "I have a question... how does your sexy vegan boyfriend's cum taste?"
"Veganlicious. I hope he gives it up tonight. Why?" "Well my corpse-crunching, cow tit-loving husband's is rancid and makes me want to vomit. He won't go vegan let alone vegetarian. Could I 'hang out' with you guys tonight? I want me some VPJ." |
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