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"Veganlicious. I hope he gives it up tonight. Why?"
"Well my corpse-crunching, cow tit-loving husband's is rancid and makes me want to vomit. He won't go vegan let alone vegetarian. Could I 'hang out' with you guys tonight? I want me some VPJ."
1.In R rated comedies , this joke is usually started when an adult is caught masturbating , and often tries to cover himself with a clear object ; as seen in American Reunion .
2. In kids shows , such as Gumball and Billy & Mandy , The child , male lead has "accidentally" been undressed and put into a public environment where his penis is censored by whats commonly known as "Convenient object placement" or just plain cencored. This is sometimes even found in sitcoms .
*One cartoon variation is the VBJ or Visual Butt Joke , because male asses are allowed on TV , but not female .
You could obviously tell I hate this country by now , even though I was born here.
"Why is America so gay !" "What do you mean ?" "They always make VPJ jokes , yet vaginas and breasts are forbidden!" "I see what you mean , let's just move to Japan !"