*Original credit for VPILF claimed by SNL.
Mochee: Naw man, I got stuck with that cold bitch Clinton on CNN.
Bizo: I fucking love Sarah Palin.
Sarah Louise Heath Palin, born February 11, 1964. The current governor of Alaska, and the Republican vice presidential nominee in the 2008 United States presidential election. John McCain's running mate in 2008.