Disney's Virtual Magic Kingdom is a place where 6-11 year
old girls stand in the corner of a virtual main street wearing slutty virtual clothing that makes their boobs look bigger than they
will ever be in the real world,
like prostitutes, waiting for a spiky haired cartoon boy to walk by in hopes that if she asks him if he's "taken" he
will agree and have a pointless/
retarded relationship that usually lasts no longer than 10 minutes. Nothing like real Disney parks.
Also where Disney fans log on from 10 AM- 1 AM daily and pointlessly chase each other and cry because they don't have a "stitch
hat," "
green flips," or an "inferno," and if people do have these rare items, they like to show off and brag about it to other players in order to
piss them off.
Created by Yavn, who continues to make VMK even more impossible in peoples lives by adding more items and rooms that nobody can get, and making quests that are impossible to do. Run by VMK Staff members like to make VMK players lives miserable by making rooms that players can never get in to (and if you do get in after hours of trying they usually play games which are impossible to win), threaten you with warnings and bans, all while they sit on their ass, act
rude to players, do nothing to solve issues, and get paid for it.
VMK Girl 1: hey boy u taken be mine plz
VMK Boy: yea ok wat now
VMK Girl 2: hey he my boy not yours u beach
VMK Girl 1: shut up he like me more
*another
girl walks by*
VMK
Girl 3: are u taken, boy.
VMK Boy: no be mine lets go some where else
VMK Girls (1-2):
like OMG!
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VMK Player 1: Hey ppl look at me I traded my life away to get an inferno!!
VMK Player 2: Well look at me I have 10 infernos, and 3 stitch hats..! I have no life!!
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The largest VIRTUAL
human trap started by a mouse.
