VIF
V.I.F
Vaginal Impending Fuck.

Viffing is a rare skill possessed only by a few talented males. Many males who can Vif often suffer from social problems due to the stress it puts upon their mind and body.
to properly VIF a girl, you must train long and hard.

The main technique of Viffing is Swivel-dicking with a few other pussy punchin' combos.
not for the faint hearted.
"yo man, did you VIF that hoe last night?"

"yeah man"

"how'd it go?"

"she passed away later in the night due to internal injuries"

*exchanged Hi-5's all around*
by clog ploggin Vif machine. November 02, 2011

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VIF
Very important friend
Ex: Thank you for being my VIF! You're the chosen one, as well.
by xmichaxb7 August 16, 2016

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