An acronym used for various things in the book series "A Series of Unfortunate Events".
Volunteer Fire Department
Very Fancy Doilies
Very Fine Disguises
Volunteer Feline Dectives
Vertical Fire Diversion
Very Fascinating Drama
Volunteers Fighting Disease
Village of Fowl Devotees
Valley of Four Drafts
Verbal Fridge Dialogue
Very Fun Day
Vinegar Flavored Doughnuts
Violent Frozen Dragonflies
Voracious Fierce Dragon
Vain Fat Dictator
Verdant Flammable Devices
Vernacularly Fastened Door
by Mark Bryan September 28, 2003
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a highly secret and mysterious organisation, which Lemony Snicket often mentions in his series of unfortunate books about the lives of the three Baudelaire orphans. it has been suggested that its volunteers work to investigate and extinguish intentionally started fires, but nothing is certain.

V.F.D volunteers use a great number of complex codes to communicate safely, and the commonly used password is
'The World Is Quiet Here' - but do not tell anyone that...
what IS V.F.D? what do they do??
will we ever know...?
by parlez January 19, 2005
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