Stands for Very Erotic Non Insertive Sex.
We had so much fun having VENIS last night.
Hermaphroditic genitalia, in which there is a penis, but instead of a scrotum or testices, the bottom half of a vagina is present.
It's hard to tell if that person's a guy or a girl. I bet he has a venis.
I came. Comes from Julius Caesar's phrase "Veni, Vidi, Vici" or "I came, I saw, I conquered." Used when someone wants to inform another that he has achieved orgasm.
Person 1: Hey look at the rack on that chick.
Person 2: Hnng!!
Person 1: What was that?!
Person 2: Veni.
The yummy area above the penis that is muscular and tight and oh so well defined!! Best viewed peeking out of a pair of low shorts or boxers.
David Beckham has one delicious venis!
A funny way to refer to a Vagina.
"Dude, your venis is exposed in those tights!"
The end result when a woman changes her vagina into a penis.
"Dude! Rachel is now Rick! She totally has a Venis!"