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1. When a guys main aim when chirpsing a dirty girl is to get her to 'polish his pole', but he fails. HARD
2. Blames his mates on his own failure
Matey1: Bruv watch me get dealings off that bird
Matey2: Shes butters allow
Matey1: I dnt care as long as she sucks my dick
Matey2: Jamm dont do a V.Bitra n fail
by sithlord382 October 11, 2009

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