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Term used to define one's virginity. All virgins have a "V-Card" until they "cash it in" for sex.
Guy 1: Where did Jason go?
Guy 2: He spent the night at some girl’s place
Guy 1: Did she cash him in?


Guy 1: Danny lost his virginity last night!
Guy 2: Who got his V-card?
by Alan King October 18, 2004
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"V" stands for virgin, holding the V card means you're still a virgin.
"I still hold the V card"
by your mom March 10, 2003
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Like pokemon cards. Gotta Catchem all!
just added one more v card to my collection last night
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The virgin card. If you have your own card, you're still a virgin. When you are devirginized, you give your card to the devirginizer. If you have at least two vcards, you're a card collector.
Yup, I still have my vcard.

Frank's going out with another vcard. He's a card collector, fo' real man.
by Strudel October 17, 2005
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A fairly standard system for online business cards. Not to be confused with V card, which means virginity. However, should you confuse the two, the results should be pretty good.
Coworker 1: Hello Coworker 2! I just finally got my cubicle and corporate computer account set up, want me to send you my vCard in celebration?

Coworker 2: Alright! Meet you in the janitor's closet in two minutes ;-*
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Being a virgin. Still having your "V card"
I'd rather have my V card then a VD card.
by igotthat June 12, 2005
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Rob: I almost lost my V-card last night.
Devon: Oh, do tell.
Rob: I went to Weston last night and this girl was hitting on me all night.
Devon: And?
Rob: She said she wanted me to rape her.
Devon: Did you?
Rob: No.
Devon: Why not?
Rob: I didn't know if she was joking or not.
Devon: You idiot.
by Mister D November 01, 2004
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