2) Pretty much the same as the first, but instead of masterbating, get so whiskey-dicked drunk that you have no hope of getting it up, pop a Viagra and go to work. Tricky to balance the sex and not passing out though.
(2) "My friend ran into one of the risks of the drunken V-Bombing, that is, his girlfriend removed the condom after he passed out and fucked his Viagra hardened penis until he came; now she says she's late."
The droping of the V bomb usually brings an abrupt end to any budding relationship.
-She totally dropped the V bomb on me...
Yow bra your speech is all slurred was you on the V-bombs last night...
You can hardly walk in a straight line have you been popping vbombs?