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1.
The spot at the bottom of a girl's vagina that is very sensitive to pleasure. Some say it is the key to making girls squirt.
Girl: AHHHHH YEEESSSSSSSSSSSSS!

Boy: You like that?

Girl: Duh, that's my v arch!
by daspimp January 11, 2013
 
2.
unkept, dirty, socially inappropriate, generally unattractive
Lou's comments at the party were completely varch and uncalled for.
by RLeviticus June 17, 2009