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a.k.a. Markku Uusipaavalniemi, the skip of the Finnish curling team, renowned for his piercing stare and accuracy. Famous for leading the coveted Curling-Lifestyle.
Uusis uses a nightlight not because he is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of him.
by X0X February 22, 2006