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One, or thing that wears a mask simialr to that of Zorro, and moves amongst the shadows usnig his hands to squeeze peoples faces until their lips resemble that of a female reproductive organ.
Dude, I can definitly see Ramsay turn into a Uterus Bandit like Pee Wee Herman.
by Ramsay Leigh November 14, 2004

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