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n.
the four utensil positions are the: spoon, fork, spork, and knife
They got really stoned and experimented with all the utensil positions the whole night.
by floutas December 03, 2006

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One of three things a man uses to pleasure a woman.

1. Fingers

2. Tounge (eating out)

3.Penis
1. Kipp: Man i used my first utensil last night!
Steve: How many!?
Kipp: Three!!!!

2. Kipp: Hey steve guess what!
Steve: What kipp!?
Kipp: I used my second utensil. last night.. and it tasted AWESOME!
Steve: JEALOUS!!

3. Kipp: hey steve.. I used my third utensil last night..
Steve: Nice!! Did it hurt her?
Kipp: Always does!
by SexxyPartyy August 17, 2008

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