Man 2: Uruguay? What the fuck is there?
Man 1: The stadium that first held the FIFA World Cup - back in 1930!
Man 2: You sure that stadium is still there?
Man 1: Fuck yeah! They ain't stupid to tear a place that made history down!
Man 2: Alright then! I'm gonna join you there!
Montevideo is the capital and largest city in Uruguay. Its wide avenues and boulevards, open parks, old European styled buildings, beautiful beaches, great museums and theatres, sophisticated restaurants and clubs, and its warm, friendly people attract many tourists to this city.
Uruguay is probably most famous for its meat, soccer, and most of all its beaches. Known to have some of the best beaches in the world the Uruguayan Riviera, stretching from Montevideo to Rocha, houses notable beach resorts such as Cuchilla Alta, Solimar, and Piriapolis. The most famous and internationally known of these resorts is Punta del Este.
Known as Punta, this peninsula lays on the Rio de la Plata on one side and the Atlantic Ocean on the other. Therefore you can watch both the sun rise and set in Punta. Its white, sandy beaches; exclusive yacht and golf clubs; its sophisticated restaurants and shops; the decorated houses, mansions, and summer homes; the luxurious apartment buildings and 5 star hotels; and its vibrant nightlife all help to attract the hundreds of thousands of people that come here each year. Punta is grandest and most exclusive beach resort in all of South America and is considered one of the best in the world. For these reasons and more Punta is known as "the Pearl of the Atlantic".
oh and last but not least- to all those punk ass bitches who pronounce uruguay by saying U R GAY, you will get MURKED! if you say that in front of us!, its pronounced ew-ru-guaiii!!!! oh lol we also drink alot of mate. we dont pronounce our y's.
Uruguay is thusly famous for it's unique concept of sportsmanship and fairness, and also how well they handle being losers.
Rodney Sensible: Hold on there Joe, Australia will be the only country top of a zone to actually have to play a play-off to secure thier place. Uruguay finished fifth in their zone so we'd have to play them, and God said they deserve to go to the world cup and it's unfair for them, so I guess you're not allowed to compete.
Joe Dingbat: Oh, of course. How selfish of me.