To jizz and laugh at the same time into someone's sock or socks that they are actually wearing.
John just totally urquharted in my new adidas socks when i was sleeping
by fudgeganoosh December 29, 2010
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Closet gay who strokes men off at conferences
An Urquhart gay postdoc from Nottingham, UK
by HappyHardcore November 21, 2006